NFL quaterbacks wearing and endorsing UGG brand boots...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/caption-contest-117/

Being a grown man yelping and screaming at Knotts Scary Farm while teenage girls breeze through...Hella Risky.

Being voted "Most Annoying Celebrity" when Snooki and Lindsay Lohan are also in the running...Hella Risky.

http://www.parade.com/celebrity/slideshows/news/pop-culture-poll-results-2011.html?index=2

Thinking diet soda helps you lose weight...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/diet-soda-weight-gain_n_886409.html

Teaching your kid to be a Nazi...Hella Risky.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/11/us/11nazi.html?pagewanted=all

Getting called "stupid" by your fellow world leader peers...Hella Risky.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/29/world/americas/cuba-castro-obama/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Having something important to do with a Dominican, while Spanish soap operas are on television...Hella Risky.

Going from quasi humorous, loveable fat guy to the now not so funny anymore, loose skin, awkward looking guy...Hella Risky.

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/3635/newly-svelte-leading-men

Knowing beer before liquor=never sicker, and still going for it...Hella Risky.

Reminding the public that you're married to either a homophobic pastor, who was caught smoking meth and banging a male hooker, or a lunatic drug addict former actor just to get on TV...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/22/ted-haggard-gary-busey-on-celebrity-wife-swap_n_975433.html

Sacrificing style for comfort...Hella Risky.

Being a single guy without kids and driving a wagon...Hella Risky.

Assuming foreign Judicial systems function properly and you won't spend life in prison when on holiday...Hella Risky.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041620/Amanda-Knox-appeal-Father-speaks-eve-verdict.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Telling this guy to his face the Buffalo Bills SUCK!!! Hella Risky.

Crafty, plotting, scheming, insane goats displaying odd behavior...Hella Risky.

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/tree-climbing-goats-1316026287-slideshow/1-photo-1316027910.html


Hide the women and children, lock the doors. Goats are plotting world domination.

Getting smoked in the head by space debris...Hella Risky.

http://globalpublicsquare.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/24/the-danger-of-space-debris/?hpt=hp_c1

Getting a B.J. from a man hooker...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-who-got-a-bj-from-a-hooker-who-then-tried-to-rob-him-and-then-turned-out-to-be-a-man-and-then-beat-him-with-a-large-rock/

Telling your current boss to "Fuck off, I quit!" before officially being hired at your new job...Hella Risky.

Hiding Plan B from your boyfriend because he's not the reason you're taking it...Hella Risky.

Putting unnecessary stress on your body by competing in an eating contest when the grand prize is just a jar of sour cream...Hella Risky.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/21/us-dumplings-death-idUSTRE78K3O320110921

Leaving your crack pipe lying around the house on a school night...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/20/crack-pipe-show-and-tell-_n_971927.html

Hooking up with a girl then forgetting her name briefly the next day...Hella Risky.

Not remembering where you parked in a 1/2 mile long parking garage, and having to drop a deuce mid search...Hella Risky.

Turning 31 on September 19th...Hella Risky

Nailed

Enabling "Jersey Shore" by giving the show a huge tax credit...Hella Risky.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/09/nj_senator_asks_gov_christie_t.html

Walking a girl all the way to the opposite end of the parking lot to her car, and asking for her number before seeing the car seat in the back...Hella Risky.

Passing out at a party...Hella Risky.

http://passedoutphotos.com/

The Amish...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/do-these-look-like-the-faces-of-8-amish-dudes-arrested-for-refusing-to-put-safety-stickers-on-their-horse-buggies/

Taking a picture of yourself in the mirror and using it as your facebook profile...Hella Risky.

Blogging or using social networking in Mexico...Hella Risky

"This is going to happen to all of those posting funny things on the Internet," one sign said. "You better (expletive) pay attention. I'm about to get you." -- Mexican drug cartel member

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/09/14/mexico.violence/index.html