HELLA RISKY: Turning 31 on September 19th...Hella Risky

An essential guide to avoiding "Hella Risky" behavior.

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Telling your boyfriend about your ex's huge dick, then trying to cover by saying "but yours is the perfect size"...Hella Risky.
Wearing a onesie as an adult...Hella Risky.
Full sleeve tribal tattoos that mean absolutely nothing, and just look completely douchey...Hella Risky
Chasing a highly athletic, super fast, Barry Sanders-like pit bull, diving and trying to tackle this beast around an apartment complex until midnight because it escaped and your friend's roommates will freak out...Hella Risky.
Taking a pain killer that lists "Asian Cobra venom" as its active ingredient...Hella Risky.