NFL quaterbacks wearing and endorsing UGG brand boots...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/caption-contest-117/

Being a grown man yelping and screaming at Knotts Scary Farm while teenage girls breeze through...Hella Risky.

Being voted "Most Annoying Celebrity" when Snooki and Lindsay Lohan are also in the running...Hella Risky.

http://www.parade.com/celebrity/slideshows/news/pop-culture-poll-results-2011.html?index=2

Thinking diet soda helps you lose weight...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/diet-soda-weight-gain_n_886409.html

Teaching your kid to be a Nazi...Hella Risky.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/11/us/11nazi.html?pagewanted=all

Getting called "stupid" by your fellow world leader peers...Hella Risky.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/29/world/americas/cuba-castro-obama/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Having something important to do with a Dominican, while Spanish soap operas are on television...Hella Risky.

Going from quasi humorous, loveable fat guy to the now not so funny anymore, loose skin, awkward looking guy...Hella Risky.

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/3635/newly-svelte-leading-men

Knowing beer before liquor=never sicker, and still going for it...Hella Risky.

Reminding the public that you're married to either a homophobic pastor, who was caught smoking meth and banging a male hooker, or a lunatic drug addict former actor just to get on TV...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/22/ted-haggard-gary-busey-on-celebrity-wife-swap_n_975433.html

Sacrificing style for comfort...Hella Risky.

Being a single guy without kids and driving a wagon...Hella Risky.

Assuming foreign Judicial systems function properly and you won't spend life in prison when on holiday...Hella Risky.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041620/Amanda-Knox-appeal-Father-speaks-eve-verdict.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Telling this guy to his face the Buffalo Bills SUCK!!! Hella Risky.

Crafty, plotting, scheming, insane goats displaying odd behavior...Hella Risky.

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/tree-climbing-goats-1316026287-slideshow/1-photo-1316027910.html


Hide the women and children, lock the doors. Goats are plotting world domination.

Getting smoked in the head by space debris...Hella Risky.

http://globalpublicsquare.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/24/the-danger-of-space-debris/?hpt=hp_c1

Getting a B.J. from a man hooker...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-who-got-a-bj-from-a-hooker-who-then-tried-to-rob-him-and-then-turned-out-to-be-a-man-and-then-beat-him-with-a-large-rock/

Telling your current boss to "Fuck off, I quit!" before officially being hired at your new job...Hella Risky.

Hiding Plan B from your boyfriend because he's not the reason you're taking it...Hella Risky.

Putting unnecessary stress on your body by competing in an eating contest when the grand prize is just a jar of sour cream...Hella Risky.

http://www.reuters.com/article/2011/09/21/us-dumplings-death-idUSTRE78K3O320110921

Leaving your crack pipe lying around the house on a school night...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/20/crack-pipe-show-and-tell-_n_971927.html

Hooking up with a girl then forgetting her name briefly the next day...Hella Risky.

Not remembering where you parked in a 1/2 mile long parking garage, and having to drop a deuce mid search...Hella Risky.

Turning 31 on September 19th...Hella Risky

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Enabling "Jersey Shore" by giving the show a huge tax credit...Hella Risky.

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2011/09/nj_senator_asks_gov_christie_t.html

Walking a girl all the way to the opposite end of the parking lot to her car, and asking for her number before seeing the car seat in the back...Hella Risky.

Passing out at a party...Hella Risky.

http://passedoutphotos.com/

The Amish...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/do-these-look-like-the-faces-of-8-amish-dudes-arrested-for-refusing-to-put-safety-stickers-on-their-horse-buggies/

Taking a picture of yourself in the mirror and using it as your facebook profile...Hella Risky.

Blogging or using social networking in Mexico...Hella Risky

"This is going to happen to all of those posting funny things on the Internet," one sign said. "You better (expletive) pay attention. I'm about to get you." -- Mexican drug cartel member

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/americas/09/14/mexico.violence/index.html

De-panting to go # 2, then slinging your trousers over the stall door in a bathroom on the same floor that you work ...Hella Risky.

Thinking "duckface" makes you look hot...Hella Risky.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/26/fashion/duckface-photos-on-facebook-draw-backlash.html

Hitting your wife...Hella Risky. Getting hit by Manny Ramirez...Hella Risky. Being a microphone anywhere near Manny's mug...Hella Risky.

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/Manny-Ramirez-arrested-in-Florida-091211/?ocid=ansfox11

Making a pass on the girl at the gym while she is running on the treadmill right next to her boyfriend...Hella Risky.

Showing up for your first day of work, with a lip zit that could be mistaken for a herpee...Hella Risky.

Referring to the only existing vaccine to any type of cancer as harmful...Hella Risky.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2011/09/13/140445104/pediatricians-fact-check-bachmanns-bashing-of-hpv-vaccine

Saying "you too" when your waiter says "enjoy your meal"...Hella Risky.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brain_fart

Using "text speak" in official work documents and emails...Hella Risky.

Cheating on your husband for the duration of your marriage, then referring to his new girlfriend as a "whore" after he divorced you...Hella Risky.

Attempting to head butt a wall in a very old house in Italy with concrete walls...Hella Risky.

Nobody hates the cast of Jersey Shore more than I do. There is something about it though that I just can't look away. I remember when Jerry Springer first came out and it was all the rage because people were fighting for real on television and acting like complete dead beats but no matter how big of derelicts these people were you couldn't stop watching. It was hard to watch but in an entertaining way. I think that's the same phenomenon for me with Jersey Shore. I just can't look away. I guess that's what it's all about for the networks though right? Creating horrible characters that people can't get enough of for the sake of $$$. Long story short...The Situation aka Mike Sorentino head butting a wall and knocking himself out, getting his ass whooped by his cast mate, then crying in a neck brace...Christmas came early this year.

Deej-

Not clearing your cookies after a good old fashioned internet porn surfing session with the same computer your girlfriend uses...Hella Risky.

If you're not careful and have a not so understanding significant other, this may lead to her calling her mom and telling her you were beating off to Kim Kardashian. I'm sure that happens to everyone though. Right?

Deej-

Sporting gold plated head phones at the gym...Hella Risky.

I really saw this guy at the gym today wearing gold head phones. The picture I posted here doesn't even do these bad boys justice. I saw them from a distance but, they may or may not have had jewels encrusted in them too. I debated on getting a closer look and snapping a pic on my camera phone of this dream boat who was an absolute jackpot for any douche bag stalker/connoisseur (kind of like bird watching but douche bags). I decided against getting near this guy since he looked like he may have been carrying a tooth brush that was filed to a point in the yard with a homemade handle made of bubble gum and shoe lace. But let me just tell you these head phones 100% said "I'm so big time I can wear gold head phones and not feel like an asshole"

Deej-.

Getting a twitter account thinking people care what you eat for breakfast, when no one really cares you exist...Hella Risky.

Openly admitting you're a fan of Lady Ga ga...Hella Risky.

Publicly asking a girl out on facebook and getting no response...Hella Risky.

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  As amazing as single is, there are some real dark sides to humanity you see in that world

  
  

  
  

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       Hmmmmm. Explain...
      

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       amen sister.
      

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       ya anyways thats why i do it the old fashion way! Hey erin...your cute would you be down to hang out sometime?
      

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Trying to convince your buddies that Mark McGrath was cool at one point...Hella Risky.

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