Being a dog and dropping a deuce in public...Hella risky.

Hosting "To Catch a Predator" while having an affair with a woman young enough to be your daughter, putting all credibility on the line...Hella Risky.

Eating Ethiopian food...Hella Risky.

Not hooking up with Casey Anthony...Hella Risky. Knocking her up and leaving her alone with the kid...HEELLLLLLLAAAA RISKY.

Being a “Jackass” and driving 140mph with a BAC of 0.196%...Hella Risky.

Agreeing to meet a chick from an online dating site without seeing any full body pics...Hella Risky.

Going commando at the gym and jumping rope...Hella Risky.

Trying to relax in a hot tub after a long work week when there is a 9-year-old with ADD doing cannonballs in the hot tub...Hella risky.

Wearing free promotional Malibu rum flip flops to work and working on your personal website in a depressed economy...Hella Risky.

Wearing skinny pants with a FUPA...Hella Risky.

Going to Vegas with $100 and a dream...Hella Risky.

Testing design features and functionality on your blog when it's already live...Hella Risky.