Everything Hank Williams Jr. and Ted Nugent says...Hella Risky.

Marrying an 85-year-old woman, who has the face only a plastic surgeon could love, just because she's royalty...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/05/duchess-of-alba-wedding_n_995710.html

Driving a $300,000 Bentley, and attempting to play chicken to prove a point on the road with a guy in a $15,000 car who is down on his luck and nothing to lose...Hella Risky.

I wish you would pal!

Habitually using the phrase "LOL" when you knowingly didn't even crack a smile...Hella risky.

You're all LIARS!

Attempting to meet a girl from facebook that turns out to be a dude with a gun and opens fire on you...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dude-sets-up-meet-and-greet-with-chick-via-facebook-turns-out-to-just-be-a-guy-with-a-gun/

Driving anywhere in the vicinity of an Asian person...Hella Risky.

Getting locked out of your house by your PMS'ing girlfriend during your fantasy baseball draft...Hella Risky

Listening to the voices in your head...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/03/aldo-bianchini-tears-eyes-church_n_992108.html

Claiming to be part vampire, part werewolf as your murder defense...Hella Risky.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20112703-504083.html

Going through the trouble of posting an ad that states "Free Double Window Envelopes" on craigslist, and risking a creepy, free envelope lurking creep showing up on your door step...Hella Risky.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/zip/2629187795.html

Parking next to someone that clearly doesn't give a shit about their car...Hella Risky.

Dropping the rights to a future bagillionaire pop star because you're "having a bad day"...Hella Risky.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/thatsreallyweek/134460/september-26october-2-la-reid-explains-why-he-dropped-lady-gaga-from-island-def-jam/

NFL quaterbacks wearing and endorsing UGG brand boots...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/around-barstool/caption-contest-117/

Being a grown man yelping and screaming at Knotts Scary Farm while teenage girls breeze through...Hella Risky.

Being voted "Most Annoying Celebrity" when Snooki and Lindsay Lohan are also in the running...Hella Risky.

http://www.parade.com/celebrity/slideshows/news/pop-culture-poll-results-2011.html?index=2

Thinking diet soda helps you lose weight...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/29/diet-soda-weight-gain_n_886409.html

Teaching your kid to be a Nazi...Hella Risky.

http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/11/us/11nazi.html?pagewanted=all

Getting called "stupid" by your fellow world leader peers...Hella Risky.

http://www.cnn.com/2011/09/29/world/americas/cuba-castro-obama/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

Having something important to do with a Dominican, while Spanish soap operas are on television...Hella Risky.

Going from quasi humorous, loveable fat guy to the now not so funny anymore, loose skin, awkward looking guy...Hella Risky.

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/collections/gallery/3635/newly-svelte-leading-men

Knowing beer before liquor=never sicker, and still going for it...Hella Risky.

Reminding the public that you're married to either a homophobic pastor, who was caught smoking meth and banging a male hooker, or a lunatic drug addict former actor just to get on TV...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/22/ted-haggard-gary-busey-on-celebrity-wife-swap_n_975433.html

Sacrificing style for comfort...Hella Risky.

Being a single guy without kids and driving a wagon...Hella Risky.

Assuming foreign Judicial systems function properly and you won't spend life in prison when on holiday...Hella Risky.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2041620/Amanda-Knox-appeal-Father-speaks-eve-verdict.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

Telling this guy to his face the Buffalo Bills SUCK!!! Hella Risky.

Crafty, plotting, scheming, insane goats displaying odd behavior...Hella Risky.

http://news.yahoo.com/photos/tree-climbing-goats-1316026287-slideshow/1-photo-1316027910.html


Hide the women and children, lock the doors. Goats are plotting world domination.

Getting smoked in the head by space debris...Hella Risky.

http://globalpublicsquare.blogs.cnn.com/2011/09/24/the-danger-of-space-debris/?hpt=hp_c1

Getting a B.J. from a man hooker...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/does-this-look-like-the-face-of-a-guy-who-got-a-bj-from-a-hooker-who-then-tried-to-rob-him-and-then-turned-out-to-be-a-man-and-then-beat-him-with-a-large-rock/

Telling your current boss to "Fuck off, I quit!" before officially being hired at your new job...Hella Risky.