Using the handrails on any form of public transportation...Hella Risky.

Thinking you're being clever by naming your baseball team after an infamous serial killer...Hella Risky.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Canadian-team-draws-heat-for-8216-Jack-the-Rip?urn=mlb-wp27055

Being the biggest,toughest,buffest meathead in the gym, only to get caught rocking out to Avril Lavine in your car as you leave...Hella Risky.

Hiring a lawyer, who impregnated and married a teenager, to defend you against charges of child molestation...Hella Risky.

http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/11/14/111511-news-sandusky-lawyer-teen-web/

Ignoring child molestation because you "gotta support the team"...Hella Risky.

Being high on meth and getting a craving...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/15/henry-arnibal-kills-eats-bobcat_n_1095982.html

Dismissing a presidential candidate's lack of world knowledge simply because you like the way they speak...Hella Risky.

Knowing your about to receive felatio in the next 30 minutes and having to take a shit...Hella Risky.

Talking on the phone and taking a leak...Hella Risky.

Making eyes with the girl in the office your boss is secretly infatuated with...Hella Risky.

Friday nights with no friends or girlfriend...Hella Risky.

Your girlfriend requesting "quality time"...Hella Risky.

Meeting your arch nemesis face to face...Hella Risky.

Getting pulled over on halloween and having to do a field sobriety test on a busy street in broad daylight in a stupid costume...Hella Risky

Zipper flies...Hella Risky.