Answering a call from a blocked number...Hella Risky.

Getting this tattoo...Hella Risky.

Witnessing a bartender wash a glass with a quick dip in luke warm water, ordering the drink anyway and getting caught being a filthy pig by the hot girl next to you...Hella Risky.

Telling a girl dressed up as a red and white cat on halloween she makes a good Mrs. Claus not knowing she's supposed to be a cat...Hella Risky.

Blowing three saves to win the World Series and being forced to play game 7 on your opponent's home field...Hella Risky.

Chuck is not pleased.

Getting a girl's number and texting/calling more than once before getting a response...Hella Risky.

Plastering your backpack with Canadian flags and thinking anyone cares but other dork Canadians...Hella Risky.

Waiting all day at work to let out a fart only to walk out your office, and let loose the loudest , longest most foul air biscuit of your life but forgetting to check your 6 O'clock and turning around to see the nice lady that sits 10 ft from you pretending like she didn't hear anything...Hella Risky.

Admitting to a group of film dorks that you've never seen "Citizen Kane"...Hella Risky.

http://www.afi.com/100years/movies10.aspx

Beating off without something to catch the mess...Hella Risky.

Having to meet a push up quota to pass gym class as a T-Rex...Hella Risky.

Having a new prospective client tell you in a professional conversation "I'd rather be black from the waist down"...Hella Risky

Admitting you love the smell of the Bradford Pear Tree...Hella Risky.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=semen%20tree

Failing to check your surroundings before telling a racist joke...Hella Risky.

Allowing free reign for all your friends to leave comments on facebook and having a couple friends that were born in a barn...Hella Risky.

Being a really hot girl and getting caught picking your nose on the freeway...Hella Risky.

Trying to take a shit in a busy Mexican restaurant with one bathroom, one toilet and no locks on the door...Hella Risky.

Failing to compliment your girlfriend's undetectable haircut...Hella Risky.

Missing your flight to N.Y. for the MLB playoffs, with your #1 clients parents in town from the Dominican Republic because you were nailing a sketchy waitress you just met...Hella Risky.

Submitting an ad on craigslist looking for a "petite house keeper" and stating "You need to be petite, cute and female and like to clean house sans clothing ;) more fun this way"...Hella Risky.

 more fun this way
Creepy ad here. 

Going out with a girl for the first time and meeting her mom,dad,brothers,cousin,aunt and Nana and Pop pop...Hella Risky.

Just filing your taxes for the previous year on Oct. 11th...Hella Risky.

Expecting to walk down a red carpet or win an Oscar as an aspiring Iranian actress...Hella Risky

Entire story

Just learning how to dance as a grown 31 year old adult...Hella Risky

Being the head coach of a giant division 1 football team, and having your mother come to the rescue when the local radio program starts criticizing your coaching...Hella Risky.

Maaa! There makin wise cracks again!

Having the last name "Gay" and being anything but a giant black dude...Hella Risky.

Being an adult male and showing the world how your double dream hands work... Hella Risky.

Offering a referral fee and profiting from someone's unfortunate booze habit...Hella Risky.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/dmg/2635562739.html

Using a revolutionary technological invention to call for protests against the man who invented it...Hella Risky.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/under-god/post/westboro-baptist-church-uses-iphone-to-announce-steve-jobs-funeral-protest/2011/10/06/gIQAJqBjPL_blog.html

Everything Hank Williams Jr. and Ted Nugent says...Hella Risky.

Marrying an 85-year-old woman, who has the face only a plastic surgeon could love, just because she's royalty...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/05/duchess-of-alba-wedding_n_995710.html

Driving a $300,000 Bentley, and attempting to play chicken to prove a point on the road with a guy in a $15,000 car who is down on his luck and nothing to lose...Hella Risky.

I wish you would pal!

Habitually using the phrase "LOL" when you knowingly didn't even crack a smile...Hella risky.

You're all LIARS!

Attempting to meet a girl from facebook that turns out to be a dude with a gun and opens fire on you...Hella Risky.

http://boston.barstoolsports.com/random-thoughts/dude-sets-up-meet-and-greet-with-chick-via-facebook-turns-out-to-just-be-a-guy-with-a-gun/

Driving anywhere in the vicinity of an Asian person...Hella Risky.

Getting locked out of your house by your PMS'ing girlfriend during your fantasy baseball draft...Hella Risky

Listening to the voices in your head...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/03/aldo-bianchini-tears-eyes-church_n_992108.html

Claiming to be part vampire, part werewolf as your murder defense...Hella Risky.

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-20112703-504083.html

Going through the trouble of posting an ad that states "Free Double Window Envelopes" on craigslist, and risking a creepy, free envelope lurking creep showing up on your door step...Hella Risky.

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/zip/2629187795.html

Parking next to someone that clearly doesn't give a shit about their car...Hella Risky.

Dropping the rights to a future bagillionaire pop star because you're "having a bad day"...Hella Risky.

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/thatsreallyweek/134460/september-26october-2-la-reid-explains-why-he-dropped-lady-gaga-from-island-def-jam/