Finding the perfect pair of shades only to find out they are womens glasses...Hella Risky.

Hi I'm Pete Anderson. I like womens shades.

Using the handrails on any form of public transportation...Hella Risky.

Thinking you're being clever by naming your baseball team after an infamous serial killer...Hella Risky.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Canadian-team-draws-heat-for-8216-Jack-the-Rip?urn=mlb-wp27055

Being the biggest,toughest,buffest meathead in the gym, only to get caught rocking out to Avril Lavine in your car as you leave...Hella Risky.

Hiring a lawyer, who impregnated and married a teenager, to defend you against charges of child molestation...Hella Risky.

http://www.thedaily.com/page/2011/11/14/111511-news-sandusky-lawyer-teen-web/

Ignoring child molestation because you "gotta support the team"...Hella Risky.

Being high on meth and getting a craving...Hella Risky.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/15/henry-arnibal-kills-eats-bobcat_n_1095982.html

Dismissing a presidential candidate's lack of world knowledge simply because you like the way they speak...Hella Risky.

Knowing your about to receive felatio in the next 30 minutes and having to take a shit...Hella Risky.

Talking on the phone and taking a leak...Hella Risky.

Making eyes with the girl in the office your boss is secretly infatuated with...Hella Risky.

Friday nights with no friends or girlfriend...Hella Risky.

Your girlfriend requesting "quality time"...Hella Risky.

Meeting your arch nemesis face to face...Hella Risky.

Getting pulled over on halloween and having to do a field sobriety test on a busy street in broad daylight in a stupid costume...Hella Risky

Zipper flies...Hella Risky.

Answering a call from a blocked number...Hella Risky.

Getting this tattoo...Hella Risky.

Witnessing a bartender wash a glass with a quick dip in luke warm water, ordering the drink anyway and getting caught being a filthy pig by the hot girl next to you...Hella Risky.

Telling a girl dressed up as a red and white cat on halloween she makes a good Mrs. Claus not knowing she's supposed to be a cat...Hella Risky.

Blowing three saves to win the World Series and being forced to play game 7 on your opponent's home field...Hella Risky.

Chuck is not pleased.

Getting a girl's number and texting/calling more than once before getting a response...Hella Risky.

Plastering your backpack with Canadian flags and thinking anyone cares but other dork Canadians...Hella Risky.

Waiting all day at work to let out a fart only to walk out your office, and let loose the loudest , longest most foul air biscuit of your life but forgetting to check your 6 O'clock and turning around to see the nice lady that sits 10 ft from you pretending like she didn't hear anything...Hella Risky.

Admitting to a group of film dorks that you've never seen "Citizen Kane"...Hella Risky.

http://www.afi.com/100years/movies10.aspx

Beating off without something to catch the mess...Hella Risky.

Having to meet a push up quota to pass gym class as a T-Rex...Hella Risky.

Having a new prospective client tell you in a professional conversation "I'd rather be black from the waist down"...Hella Risky

Admitting you love the smell of the Bradford Pear Tree...Hella Risky.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=semen%20tree

Failing to check your surroundings before telling a racist joke...Hella Risky.