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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Attempting to head butt a wall in a very old house in Italy with concrete walls...Hella Risky.


Nobody hates the cast of Jersey Shore more than I do. There is something about it though that I just can't look away. I remember when Jerry Springer first came out and it was all the rage because people were fighting for real on television and acting like complete dead beats but no matter how big of derelicts these people were you couldn't stop watching. It was hard to watch but in an entertaining way. I think that's the same phenomenon for me with Jersey Shore. I just can't look away. I guess that's what it's all about for the networks though right? Creating horrible characters that people can't get enough of for the sake of $$$. Long story short...The Situation aka Mike Sorentino head butting a wall and knocking himself out, getting his ass whooped by his cast mate, then crying in a neck brace...Christmas came early this year.

Deej-

Not clearing your cookies after a good old fashioned internet porn surfing session with the same computer your girlfriend uses...Hella Risky.


If you're not careful and have a not so understanding significant other, this may lead to her calling her mom and telling her you were beating off to Kim Kardashian. I'm sure that happens to everyone though. Right?

Deej-

Sporting gold plated head phones at the gym...Hella Risky.


I really saw this guy at the gym today wearing gold head phones. The picture I posted here doesn't even do these bad boys justice. I saw them from a distance but, they may or may not have had jewels encrusted in them too. I debated on getting a closer look and snapping a pic on my camera phone of this dream boat who was an absolute jackpot for any douche bag stalker/connoisseur (kind of like bird watching but douche bags). I decided against getting near this guy since he looked like he may have been carrying a tooth brush that was filed to a point in the yard with a homemade handle made of bubble gum and shoe lace. But let me just tell you these head phones 100% said "I'm so big time I can wear gold head phones and not feel like an asshole"

Deej-.

Getting a twitter account thinking people care what you eat for breakfast, when no one really cares you exist...Hella Risky.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Openly admitting you're a fan of Lady Ga ga...Hella Risky.

Publicly asking a girl out on facebook and getting no response...Hella Risky.


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Trying to convince your buddies that Mark McGrath was cool at one point...Hella Risky.